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My So-Called Light-Speed Life

Earth-Vision Reality TV.

Why I still Watch Earth-Vision Reality TV

Posted October 15, 2018

Lots of my Alien friends have moved on from Earth-Vision Reality TV. I hear the same complaints all the time - its too repetitive, there aren’t enough abductions, our plants in high level governments are too obvious. Blah-blah-blah. You know what I say? They are just setting the stage for the next big chapter, and I can’t wait...


Proper UFO Maintenance.

Proper UFO Maintenance

Posted October 5, 2018

Flying around the galaxy is all well and good, but if you’ve ever found yourself stranded in the middle of an anti-matter cloud for a few millennia, you’ll start wishing you had cared better for your UFO. Here are my top tricks to keep yourself at light speed.